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Fic: Tiger by the Tail

Title: Tiger by the Tail
Author: judith_88_g
Rating: R (language and violence)
Genre: Gen
Characters: Dean, Sam, OMC
Spoilers: Up to 8x10
Word Count: 9,100
Disclaimer: Not mine, Santa's that mean.
Summary: Set after 8x10. The boys are back on the road together. Sam’s quiet and Dean proves he’s capable of making some stupendously stupid decisions.
A/N: A huge thank you to the very wonderful autumnfey for her kind and cogent edits, and to the always helpful astute spangielka, the merciless persecutor of incoherence and things Sam Winchester Would. Never. Say.

Consciousness was drifting back to him in lazy swells. Collapse )


Never been partial to Kafka

I just received a letter from the tax office telling me to put in an appearance in order to give an explanation regarding my tax calculation.

Wonder if I should pack a toothbrush. And wear velcro shoes.

The Story of Evil Pencils

I should've studied. I really planned to study. Instead I did this:

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Job changing related stress. Dear Watson, I think we got the winner.

Circumstantial evidence collected over the weekend:

No 1 - An apartment which is all clean and shiny
No 2 - A tank's worth of gas used on driving around
No 3 - Absolutely no work done university-wise
No 4 - A pack of cigarettes which just went puff and gone and was promptly replaced by a new one
No 5 - God only knows how many calories burnt while pacing around
No 6 - An empty bottle of wine. Oh, shut up, that was CELEBRATORY so it does not COUNT.

While I'm relatively glad about the job change - if everything goes fine, I'll be doing pretty much the same thing, but with better working hours and a contract that actually LETS me PAY for my health insurance and boring shit like that -I could seriously use some better stress-managing techniques. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy my beautiful dust-free apartment, but that pesky little gas thingy? *scans the insides of her wallet* So not cool. And there are other points on that list, too *points, cringes*

On the bright side though, after another day of stressing over Talks and Decisions and Uncertainty I think that right now I'm just about too drained to care.

Oh, the mysteries of a woman's bag

Seriously, Cat? I mean, seriously?


Fic: Of Immovable Things

Title: Of Immovable Things
Author: judith_88_g
Rating: PG-13 (Just to be safe. You know Dean and his potty mouth)
Genre: Gen
Characters: Dean, Sam, (Cas?)
Spoilers: Up to 8x07
Word Count: 3,600
Disclaimer: Not mine, Santa's that mean.
Summary: 8x07 gone AU-ish. Cas doesn’t materialize in that bathroom and Dean keeps on seeing him.
A/N: A huge thank you to immortal_jedi for her kind beta. Any remaining cringe-worthy clumsiness is all on me.

Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream

Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream
If you see a crocodile don’t forget to scream

~Nursery Rhyme

He’s not surprised.Collapse )


Johnny, We Hardly Knew Ye

I recently developed a brand new Jo obsession. Consequences ensue.

Jo preview

Consequences of the brand new Jo obsession.Collapse )

[Spoilers to 5x10 aka request smuggling]
Jo, Jo, Jo! I really miss your unpretentious way of being and charmingly snarky comments. I wish we'd had a chance to get to know you better.

Speaking of, do any of you, lovely people out there, know of any nice fics featuring Jo? Not necessarily as the main/only character. Long, short, whatever, I'm not picky. I've been trying to find some, but with very poor results *points to the pile of very bad yet sometimes still amusing fics*


Fic: Hole in the Sky (2/2)

Title: Hole In The Sky
Author: judith_88_g
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Characters: Dean, Sam, OCs, a tiny bit of Bobby
Spoilers: Vague mentions of 2x14
Word Count:: 6,400 (12,000 total)
Diclaimer: Still not mine, don’t lose my hope though.
Summary: Set in S2. Dean wakes up on a park bench, not really clear on how he ended up here and why exactly his hangover seems roughly the size of the Grand Canyon. Unfortunately, it turns out to be just a prelude to his troubles as after coming back to the motel, he discovers that Sam is nowhere to be found.
A/N: Written for brihana25 for this year’s spn_summergen. Mad props to a lovely mamapranayama who agreed to beta this ficcie and did it at the speed of light. Also, to spangielka, your pickups and suggestions are invaluable. Any remaining errors are all mine.

Part One

Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!Collapse )